The Kingdom of New Zibolroakia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jimintai Mordetai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 2.139 billion Zibolroakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astvotska. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zibolroakian economy, worth 208 trillion office dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,547 office dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,744 per year while the poor average 27,608, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in New Zibolroakia to be bombproof, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zibolroakia's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nvarianity.

New Zibolroakia is ranked 269,790^th in the world and 6,021^st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 57 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.